I'm smarter, prettier and funnier than youu. Chances are that I'm cooler, too. I'm a bad influence, a bad luck charm and my taste in music is crappy. I'm young and I'm trouble. I may not be perfect, but I am always myself; puzzled and confused. I'm not a bad person, just a BADASS one. I learn from my mistakes and I have no regrets. I'm difficult and hard to please. I'm forever changing my mind. I've been told I'm an obsession and rather nifty. Hate me? Love me? Don't worry, you won't make me or break me. My mind is always running in 27 directions, and I have the worst attention span. I'm narcissistic. Yeah, I'm shallow; so what? I judge people before I know them and I always go off first impressions. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking. I have opinions like everybody else and I'm usually not sorry for what I have to say. Being alone scares the shit out of me. I trip over flat surfaces. I've been fucked over and I've done some fucked up things. But, I move on. I still have a little bit of growing up to do. I shower naked. I talk to myself, a lot. I hate being told what to do and I'll always do the opposite. I'm stubborn and sarcastic. I'm impulsive and I have a bad temper. I'll crawl into your heart, stay a while and I swear I'll leave more than a fingerprint behind. My idea of a tragedy is when I run out of peanut butter. I'm clumsy, I can be clingy, and I rarely remember what's left and what's right. On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin. I make up random words and expect people to know what they mean. I play with my piercings and twirl my hair when I'm bored. I break hearts and I break faces. I have an obsession with zombies, penguins and waffles. I bite. I love clowns. But I'm adorable. Poke me; I like it. Make me smile?

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